Thursday, January 11, 2007

Psych Central Headlines

Was reading headlines from PsychCentral, and for some reason they hit my warped sense of humor this morning.

Marital Bliss Calms Stress
Well duh! Is there anything or anybody that can cause you more stress than your spouse?

1st-time Moms at Risk for Mental Disorders
Just think – some research spent thousands of dollars of grant money on this. Is there a mom in the world who didn’t suffer anxiety, depression, irritability, mood swings, and much more upon the birth of their first child?

More Educated, More Memory Loss When Old
This makes me laugh. Doesn’t it stand to reason that the less educated have less to lose?

Procrastination Research Finally Finished
I think I’ll actually read this article tomorrow.

Women with Migraines at Risk for Depression
Have you ever had a migraine? It's enough to make you pray for decapitation.

Youngest Drinkers at Risk When Adults
This is kind of a no-brainer isn't it? If a kid starts drinking at 14, he's bound to have issues as an adult.

8 comments:

Lee Harris said...

LOL

Nicole said...

Great list! I will have to look at headlines more closely from now on. Veeeeeery Interesting!

Dream Writer said...

That is too funn!!:)

jane said...

LOL I like them all, but imho, this is the best:
Procrastination Research Finally Finished
I think I’ll actually read this article tomorrow.

Jon said...

Thanks all!

Mom, Interrupted said...

Jon- Too funny....
I bet you could do this on a regular basis...
(shh..Don't tell I said that...)

Ms Peculiar said...

OMG These are so Funny. I have often wished for decapitation due to migraines.. I am so glad that I decided not to get my PHD now it all makes sense. Of course I didn't get my masters or bachelors either.. hahahaaaa

Have a great day!!

Jon said...

M I and Ms P - thanks for stopping by and taking the time to comment.