Monday, February 13, 2006

Brokeback Mountain Shopping List

Before I'm accused of being a raging homophobe, I got this from a gay relative. You can tell it's a full moon, huh?

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Weekly grocery lists for Ennis and Jack, Summer 1963:

WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey

WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y

WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y

WEEK FIVE
Fresh Fava beans
Basmati rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Aged Gruyere cheese
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco

7 comments:

Teressa said...

Happy Valentines Day! God bless.

Mr. 12 Step said...

LOL .... that was funny!!!

Sharla said...

eeeeeewwwwwwww.....

I'm not a 'phobe', but I'm a Christian so that should just explain me, right?

(no, I didn't see it, but I know what it's about)

Jon said...

I'm a Christian too, but don't understand the religious right's stance on gays. Being gay is a matter of wiring - you're born with your preference. It's not a choice.

This sounds like the topic for a post - I may give my opinion on this movie (for what it's worth).

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

HAPPY LOVE DAY JON!!!!!!!!!!! HUGS TO YOU AND THE FAMILY!!!!!!!! I'D BAKE YOU A CAKE BUT I CAN'T GET IT TO FIT THROUGH THESE DAMN SPEAKERS!

Maggs said...

that was funny

Jon said...

KSHippyChic - Try sending it as an attachment.

Teressa, M12S, Sharla, Maggs - happy belated V-Day to all of ya.