The Difference Between Men and Women

A woman was out all night. When she got home, she was met by an angry husband who asked her where she was. She told him she spent the night at a friend's house. The husband, doubting her story, called 10 or her best friends. All 10 said they had not seen her last night.

The next week, the husband stayed out all night. Upon arriving home, he was met at the door by an angry wife. He claimed he spent the night with a friend. The wife, doubting his story, called 10 of the husbands' best friends. Of the 10, 8 said he had just left, and the other 2 said he was still there.