Saturday, December 10, 2005

Bipolar Top Ten List

Top Ten indicators that you might have Bipolar disorder

10. You think Robin Williams should Perk Up.

9. You just bought the Kenny G and Berry Manilow box set just
because.

8. You think going to bed on Monday and getting up on Friday is a
good rest.

7. What do you mean you're tired -- I had only 3 orgasms!

6. You can not remember the number 7.

5. You know the names of at least three antidepressants and fifteen
mood stabilizers.

4. Your cat's name is Kay and your dog's name is Jamison.

3. You bring your own research to the doctor's.

2. You think a drive from Vancouver, BC to Miami is something to do
in four days.

And the Number One reason you may be Bipolar is:

1. Last night you understood the secrets to the universe and this
morning you are contemplating whether the jam goes on top of the
peanut butter or under it.

2 comments:

Lisa said...

Funny! Ok...well if you aren't bi-polar it might not seem funny...LOL. And I feel like going to bed for two weeks right now. The week before I was living on 4 hours of sleep a night.

And I wonder what's wrong with me?

BAH!

Belinda said...

Oh, dear. A little too close to home! "You can't remember the number 7." Oy.